yoncevevo:

xerneas:

*makes a list of everyone who didn’t reblog my selfie*

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*likes selfie* *doesn’t reblog*

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(via sorry)

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ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

(via wordsaretheonlythingiknow)

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m1xtap3s:

Kiki

oldfavoritesong:

Me: okay looks like I should probably sleep now because no more new-

Taylor: Surprise, bitch

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(via i-just-love-books-okay)

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darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

(via amandaspaigesavvy)

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waitingxinxsilence:

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

"you might catch something from me"
kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED
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